Tuesday, March 17, 2015

O2.too

Weed x Flower
>= Jungle.Propensity
= O2.too ?

Flower:
Pssst! Weed!
Weed:
You talking to me, flower?
Flower:
You shouldn't have landed this side of the fence!
Weed:
Why's that?
Flower:
My boss may just root you out!
Weed:
Why's that?
Flower:
Because you're a weed!
Weed:
I'm no weed; I'm a flower just as you are!
Flower:
Are you? You look really alien!
Weed:
Besides, your boss could use the O2 I produce, just as much as (s)he could use the O2 you produce!
Flower:
Ok, I'll put your symbiotic case across to my boss!

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Variable.Hamper

Colours x Basket
>= Colourful.Basket
= Variable.Hamper ?

Yellow, Red & Blue
are primaries!



Orange, Purple & Green
are secondaries!

Mix primary colours;
Produce secondary colours!

Red.pomegranates, Green.apples, Orange.oranges
Make one colourful fruit-basket!
Blue.hyranges, Purple.irises, Yellow.roses
Make another colourful flower-basket!



What variable hamper
would you assemble?

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Fresh.Impressions

Spring x Autumn
>= Oscillating.Seasons
= Fresh.Impressions ?

The impression
of a leaf
on arid land...



...then,
green sprouts
spring forth!



Don't
such occilations
create fresh impressions?

What would you
change around/ about you
today?

Engineer
your own
oscillations!

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Pause.Solve

Whizz x Pause
>= Work.Break
= Pause.Solve ?

In this speedy age,
is the data deluge
Too much to handle?



Take a break,
to note patterns;
That stand stark,
against all noise!



Pause! Recollect!
Solve today's puzzle!

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24/7.Productivity

Sun x Light
>= Sun.Light
= 24/7.Productivity ?



One works by day;
The other by night.

Illuminating the hours;
24 for everyone!

Some countries,
have not lights,
to work thru the night.



How productive...
...will you be...
...with your extra +-12?

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Sunday, March 8, 2015

Surfacing.Clarity

Fishy x Bubbles
>= Murky.Tales
= Surfacing.Clarity ?

Spinning in circles,
fishy friends
spin murky tales.



Yet only when those
bubbly tales surface,
does clarity emerge
and prosperity follow.



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Oxygen.Crib

Greens x Cradle
>= Juicy.Opportunity
= Oxygen.Crib ?

Some greens
in my greens' cradling basket
make for more than a
juicy detoxification opportunity.



My responsible
source of which
makes my
oxygen crib sustainable.



Happy
International Women's Day,
Mother Earth!

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BookMark

Stationer x Card
>= Stationer.Card
= BookMark ?

Feeling bored,
but crafty?

You could visit
your stationer
for the following supplies...



1. Craft Scissors (with zig-zag, etc., pattern cutting blades)
2. Glitter string/ Ribbon/ Thread/ Wool
3. Tape, of various designs
4. Stickers
5. Flower-pattern-creating ruler
6. Puncher
7. Scissors
8. Card (if you do not have old scenic photographs/ product-backing cards/ clothes tags/ etc.)
9. Your choice of interesting book of fiction/ non-fiction

Using items
numbered 1 to 8,
as you wish,
create a bookmark
of your own design/
similar to
the following samples;




Now, you're ready
to sink into
your favourite chair,
with your favourite cuppa
& item number 9!

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POPsicles

Mould x Juice
>= mouldy.juice
= POPsicles ?

Is this weather
making you feel
like a broiled chicken? ;)

1. Time to take
your ice-cream mould(s)
out of storage...

2. ...Pour some
100% natural,
= MINUS artificial colouring
= MINUS artificial flavouring
= MINUS preservatives
(mixed?) fruit/ vegetable juice.

3. Pop it in your freezer to set...

4. ...And re-hydrate+cool
yourself with your
favourite juice POPsicle, later.



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Alphabet-SOup lOOpS

S x 'O's
>= S.O.s. signal
= Alphabet-SOup lOOpS ?


A 'S'-hook
& rubber-band 'O's
send out more than
just a 'S.O.s' signal.

But,
many alphabet-SOup
lOOp ringS.

Unleash your creativity-CODE?! ;)


MOM took a
LAXMI-scooter ride
under fluffy
SUSAN+APPU clouds
and past colourful
LIN+AMBI shrubs...
...whistling all the way! :)

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Sunday, July 6, 2014

Scarecrow.R&R ?

Fields x Worked_to_the_bone
>= picketed.fields
= Scarecrow.R&R ?

_
        ( )   ___
        /|\  |_x_|
      \/ | \/
        / \     /\   /\
 _____\/___\/___|_|__|_|_
|                        |
|________________________|


Dear Farmer Badul,

You need
your paddy bounty...
...I scare away
the crows

Could I not
get a holiday too...
...while you celebrate
the Harvest Festival?

"Selamat Hari Gawai!"

Sincerely,
ScareCrow


[Success!

ScareCrow's on holiday!]


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Dimyarian Fix ?

Flash_floods x Draining_dams
>= double.folly
= Dimyarian Fix ?

Irony of scarcity,
amidst largess
= dry taps + fatidical rains?

Sigh!
Why doesn't it rain,
where the dams are?

If only we could huff & puff
& blow the clouds
over the dams...

...Huffing & Puffing...

...doesn't work!

I say...
why not build mini-dams
where it does rain
& mitigate the floods as well?

Funnelling largess
towards scarcity
for a double-muscled
F-I-X?

' ' ' '
 ' ' ' '
 \ ' ' /
  \ ' /     
  _|'|_ 
 | ~ ~ |      ___________ ____
 |  ~ ~|     |  _________/_____\
 | ~ ~ |     | |         | |_| | 
 |  ~ ~|_____| |_________| |_|_|
 |________________________

RM10million
for my mini-dams
vs drains, anyone?

Ok,
nobody huff & puff
the clouds away
from my mini-dams, 'kay?   ;)


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Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Singularity

Photo x Instant
>= Instant Photo
= Singularity

'Singularity' has been defined
as a chance that
never comes around
for the 2nd time.

Here's an example of
  • a chance-shaped branch
    (variable 1)
  • a chance-drifted branch
    (variable 2)
  • a chance-angled shot
    (variable 3)
  • etc.
    (variable n)



which gives you the above
shot (= photo)
which I've entitled:
The Ocean Went That-A-Way!   :)

Who knows what
essence-of-singularity
you may capture with
your photo-capture-device?

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Emotional Catharsis

Printer x Thoughts
>= Printed Thoughts
= Emotional Catharsis



'Grey-scale'

As I begin inking...
...words of intense grief

From dawn to dusk...
...my ink-pot runs dry

Black soon becomes grey...
Grey soon becomes white...

'Til nether a word:
<Appears!>

Staring at the blankness:
<White>

I feel my self:
<Cleansed>

Of just the grief...
...that had bid me: <Write!>

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Friday, February 21, 2014

'Nancy Drew' @ work?



Secrets x Missing-In-Action

>= secretly-MIA

= 'Nancy Drew' @ work?








Top Hat:   Say, haven't I seen you somewhere before?


Nancy Drew:   Hi!   I'm 'Nancy Drew'.




Top Hat:   Aha!   Just the woman I've been looking for...


Nancy Drew:   Why?   Have you a mystery for me to solve?








Top Hat:   Not yet; but would like to join forces with you, to ferret out the bad hats.


Nancy Drew:   Ok...   show me some of your moves?




Top Hat:   This is my Pink-Panther-ish stealth mode.








Nancy Drew:   Welcome, Top Hat, to team 'Nancy Drew'!




Top Hat:   Say, do you think the police would share some of their billion-dollar-crime-fighting-budget with us?


Nancy Drew:   Let's see if we could earn a share...   here's our first mission...   pssst...   psssst...   pssssst...




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Re-suscitated product material?

Product material x 'Sparks'
>= 'Burnt' product material
= Re-suscitated product material?

a)
Leaflets x Paper-fasteners
>= Collated Leaflets
= Marketing Decor?




A product marketing
+ festive-tree decoration
(paper lanterns/ baubles/ ...)
idea?
[Personally, I had digitized
the leaflet information
for potential future reference,
first.]

Need the how-to
to re-purpose your old leaflets
in such a way? Do sms me your e-mail address with the word 'lantern' or 'bauble' & I'll e-mail you the steps?

b)
Product-packaging x Craft-scissors
>= Confetti
= Book-marks?




Just my little idea
of extending the life-span
of product-material...
potentially slowing down
the speed with which
it hits the re-cycle heap:
by re-purposing?

Heat-induced inspiration?

Heat-wave x Perspiration
>= Natural sauna
= Heat-induced inspiration?

Even Ms. Frog Princess
has an idea...
she's claimed
the watering can
as her
personal swimming pool. :)



Even the trees
are shedding their leaves,
to limit 'perspiration'...
as someone in the family
once said,
for want of hands & legs,
with which to help themselves
to that much-needed
glass-of-water...
S.O.S!

Rather than
flip on that
air-conditioning unit
& consume more of
our limited energy resources... here is my inspiration of a micro-air-conditioning unit:
Why not place a frozen-solid
plastic-bottle of water
in a bucket
beside you?
And,
swap with another one
from the freezer,
once this one's melted through?
Inane or ingenious... ;)
do let me know?

What can we,
individuals,
do to induce rain?
5-minute 'gotong-royong':
morning or evening
own-yard watering-duty?
Would this work?
I guess it is
as the saying goes
= "The proof of the pudding,
is in [its'] eating"? Would you
give this a go
& return to share the results
of your community's experiment?
Our own shot at
ground-bourne 'cloud-seeding' ;)
to help
the animals,
the plants &
ourselves?

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Friday, December 6, 2013

E-ROTFL New Year Resolutions?

E-gadgets x Resolutions
>= E-Resolutions
= E-ROTFL Resolutions?

Tablet: To be the 'pill', that cures everyone's blues!

Mouse: To spread the 'anti-leptospirosis' message, to my rodent brethren!

Floppy drive: To name my offspring = Cameron Diaz/ Penelope/ Thumbelina; so they have a better chance of survival!

Got any Rolling On The Floor Laughing New Year Resolutions to share?

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Saturday, November 30, 2013

Spring Cleanser ?

Tea-tree-oil x water
>= Diluted.tea-tree-oil
= Natural air-freshening-cleanser?

1 tsp 100% tea-tree-oil
1 cup Water
1 pc Sprayer bottle
1 pc Microfiber cloth


Pour water into sprayer bottle.   Add tea-tree-oil.   Close sprayer bottle & shake well.   Spray solution onto microfiber cloth.   Squeeze well & wipe down (furniture/ electronic device/ ...) surfaces.   Smell the difference!

Share your spring cleanser 'recipe' trial experience?

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Thursday, November 14, 2013

'Dropper-of-eaves'

Snap x Record
>= Video
= Peeping-Tom x 'Dropper-Of-Eaves'

Quite a while ago, my handphone went "snap" in the night.   I went "gulp" & fashioned a Band-Aid (plaster) to cover its' camera's lens with.

I placed a square piece of paper, slightly larger than the lens, on it & taped it in place with cellophane tape.   I'd also e-mailed this solution to people I know.

A recent newspaper article recounts UK's Cybersmile Foundation's chief advocating just this Band-Aid method to counter rampant remote invasion of privacy via the computer's camera.

Do your kids know that no one can use hencefrom obtained material to blackmail them to do things, as it is wrong?

To extrapolate...   might there be a remote 'dropper-of-eaves' out there right now?   Would some nano-technology-sound-proofed handphone pouch lining, be just the re-engineering required to catapult handphone pouches' sales?

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